WishUponAFairy

I waited patiently for him to answer his phone. It rang; once, twice, three times, before he finally picked up. "Yo, America the hero speaking." He yawned. I smiled; he would sleep in on a day like today. "Good morning Mr. Hero, this is your best friend speaking, are you seriously still sleeping?" there was a short pause on the other end, probably another yawn. "Dude I was up so late last night throwing that awesome party – you know the one you didn't come to – and everyone got super wasted and shit. I ended up having to drive most of them home!" I winced, of course he would bring up the party, but I'd had my reasons for not goin